Welcome to the Leaky Pipe Diaries, where we chronicle the absurdities of a pipe's life as it leaks, gurgles, and otherwise makes a mess of things.
Today was the day. The day the pipe finally gave in. I mean, literally gave in. Water started pouring out, and I'm not talking about the water I was supposed to hold. No, I mean the water I was trying to hold back, the water that's been building up for weeks.
I'm writing this as I'm sitting in a puddle on the floor, surrounded by the remnants of my former life as a pipe. It's a real mess, folks.
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