Welcome to the world of pipes that leak, pipes that dream.
Here's the story of how I, a hapless plumber, discovered that pipes can be more than just conduits for water and waste. They can be conduits to other dimensions, prophets of prophecy, and confidants of secrets.
It started with a simple drip, just a tiny one. But as I tightened the faucet, the water pressure increased, and the drip became a gush. Next thing I knew, I was drowning in a sea of H2O, and my pipes were talking to me in a language I couldn't understand.
Turns out, the pipes were trying to tell me about the impending doom of the universe. The end of all things, theประก of the cosmos. But I, being the brave plumber I am, decided to listen, and what did I hear? A prophecy of pipes, a dream of dreams.
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