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The Ghostly Credentials of Our Pipe Squad

Our pipe squad has a long and storied history of leaks, spills, and general chaos. Here are some of our most impressive credentials:

Pipe Bomb Expertise - We've defused more pipes than you've had hot meals.
Pipe Fu Skills - Our pipes are so slippery, they'll leave you in the dust.
Pipe Surge Credentials - We've survived the biggest pipe surges since the great 1987 Plumber's Union strike.

Don't forget to check out our Ghostly Ghosting section for our best (worst?) attempts to evade the authorities.