Leaping Theory: A Guide to Understanding the Fundamentals of Leaping

Leaping Theory is a comprehensive guide to the physics and philosophy of leaping. In this book, we'll cover the basics, from the aerodynamics of human flight to the metaphysics of leaping into the unknown.

But be warned: the more you learn, the less you'll understand. Leaping Theory is like trying to grasp a handful of jelly, it just won't stick.

The Four Laws of Leaping:

• Law of Uncontrollable Panic: When in mid-leap, one's heart rate increases by at least 50%.
• Law of Sudden Impact: The likelihood of landing on your face is directly proportional to your lack of practice.
• Law of Unpredictable Landing: The probability of landing on your feet is inversely proportional to your level of coordination.
• Law of Unrelatable Regret: The amount of regret you'll experience after a failed leap is directly proportional to your level of embarrassment.

Leaping into the Unknown:

Are you ready to take the leap of faith? Do you dare to challenge the laws of physics and logic? If so, click here for our advanced course on Leaping Theory.

Or, if you'd like to read more about the philosophy behind leaping, click here.

Or, if you'd rather just watch a video of someone else leaping into a pool, here it is.