Welcome, fellow quantum miscreants, to Leaps and Bits! Where the fabric of spacetime is rent asunder by the sheer audacity of our endeavors.
Here's a list of our most daring endeavors:
And here's a table of our most notorious achievements:
| Year | Quantum Achievement |
|---|---|
| 2018 | Successfully quantum-teleported a toaster to the moon |
| 2020 | Created a stable wormhole to a parallel universe (temporarily) |
| 2021 | Quantum-entangled two cats, resulting in spontaneous combustion |
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