Coffee Connoisseur 3000: Brewing 101

Welcome, novice, to the hallowed halls of Coffee Connoisseur 3000! In this esteemed institution, we will teach you the art of brewing coffee like a boss.

Step 1: Acquire Coffee Beans

You can't make good coffee with bad beans. Get yourself some quality beans from our recommended supplier, Artisan Roasters Inc.. Don't bother with that pre-ground stuff, though. You want whole beans, man.

Learn more about whole beans here.

Step 2: Grind those Beans

Now that you've got your beans, it's time to grind 'em up. Use our Burr Grinders for the most consistent grind. Your coffee will thank you.

But if you insist on being a savage, our Blade Grinders are also available.

Step 3: Brew like a Boss

Now it's time to get your coffee on. Use our Pour-Over Brewers for that perfect cup. Or, if you're feeling fancy, try our Chemex Brewers.

And don't even get us started on Espresso Machines. Those things are like the sports cars of coffee makers.

Step 4: Enjoy Your Creation

Congratulations, you've made it to the final step! Now it's time to sit back, sip, and appreciate your handiwork. Or not. We won't judge you if you just add a bunch of sugar and creamer to it.

Learn about creamer and sugar here.