Here you'll learn the techniques of yelling, belittling, and manipulating your children into submission.
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This technique involves yelling at your kids at the top of your lungs. It's scientifically proven to give them a permanent fear of making eye contact with you.
This technique is all about belittling your kids' accomplishments and dreams. It's like a special brand of emotional poison that makes them doubt themselves.
This technique involves forcing your kids to play video games non-stop for 12 hours. It's a surefire way to turn them into zombies.