Chronology Rap: A Lecture by Johnny

Listen up, kids! Today we're going to rap our way through the ages.

We'll start with the dinosaurs, the earliest of the old.

Then we'll move on to the Renaissance, where art and science collide.

And don't even get me started on the 20th Century: a time of great change, and great hairstyles.

So, buckle up, folks! It's time to take a trip through the chronology of human history!

But first, let's take a quick break and grab some nachos. I mean, who needs a nap, am I right?

Next Stop: Ancient History: When the World Was a Mess