Appendix: Quantum Flumplenooks
Warning: The following is an advanced topic and may cause your brain to implode.
Flumplenooksian Theory
Flumplenooksian Theory is a revolutionary new approach to quantum physics that states that everything is, in fact, a giant ball of flumplenooks. It's like a big ol' ball of wibbly wobbly stuff.
See Flumplenooksian Equations for more information Perform the Flumplenooksian Thought Experiment