Lifting a Car is Not a Good Idea

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Why Lifting a Car is Not a Good Idea

Lifting a car is not a good idea, unless you're a professional strongman.
You might break your back, or your car, or both.
It's not like you can just use the car as a giant weightlifting barbell or anything.
Also, your insurance might not cover "car-related injuries".

But What If I Want to Lift a Car for Fun?

If you insist on lifting a car for fun, consider joining our local "Lifting for Idiots" community. We have a great selection of car-lifting videos, tutorials, and therapists who specialize in back pain.

Our Community Is Not a Good Idea

Disclaimer

This website is not actually affiliated with any professional lifting organization. The content is for entertainment purposes only. Please don't try to lift a car. Seriously, don't do it.