The Sock Ninja Protocol for Leg Day

**THE PROTOCOL**

Article I, Section 1, Subsection A: Sock selection is paramount.

Socks shall be chosen based on a rigorous, highly scientific process of color matching, pattern coordination, and toe-to-heel ratio analysis.

**ARTICLE II, SECTION 2, SUBSECTION B: Sock Deployment**

Ninjas shall deploy their chosen socks in a swift and silent manner, minimizing foot traffic and reducing the risk of shin-scratching.

**ARTICLE III, SECTION 3, SUBSECTION C: Sock Retention**

Ninjas shall maintain a minimum of 17 pairs of socks at all times, including but not limited to: 5 athletic, 4 dress, 3 novelty, and 2 emergency.

**ARTICLE IV, SECTION 4, SUBSECTION D: Sock Maintenance**

Ninjas shall regularly inspect and repair or replace damaged socks to prevent loss of function and maintain operational readiness.