By accessing this site, you agree that you are a Sock Ninja in training. If you're not, you're not. Don't bother reading this page, then.
By the power of the Sock Ninja Code, we warn you:
YOU WILL GET SOX.
So, don't come crying to us when your laundry room gets overrun with Sock Ninjas. We told you.
By proceeding, you acknowledge that Sock Ninjas are not responsible for any missing socks, but we're not saying we're not responsible, either.
We're like, totally responsible. But, like, not.
So, if you're still here, you're probably a Sock Ninja in training. Welcome to the world of Sock Ninja Training!
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