Leg Day Pledge
A Vow of Soreness
For the love of all things that are holy and just, I hereby pledge to:
- Do squats until my thighs scream in agony
- Perform 20 reps of deadlifts until my back protests
- Run 5 miles until my lungs burn like a thousand suns
- Drink an entire gallon of water until my bladder screams for mercy
And for the love of all things that are just as painful, I shall also:
- Eat a whole chicken for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
- Refuse to take a break, no matter how much my legs are on fire
- Crawl up the stairs, because escalators are for wimps
- Make eye contact with the mirror, and shout "I'm a machine!"
Track my progress, and see how much I'm suffering
View my historical records of pain and glory