Welcome to Legendary Guitars: Where Every Guitar is a Legendary Guitar

Located in a world where the only good music is the music of the legendary.

Check out our prices, they're simply... legendary Buy now and never play, because that's what the pros do Meet our guitar hero: 'The Legend' - a guitar so fine, it'll make you cry

Legend says our guitars are made with the finest non-existent materials and craftsmanship.

Legend also says you can't afford us, but don't worry, we'll sell you a credit card to make up for it.

Disclaimer: Not actually a real guitar company. Probably.