function generateRandomJoke() {
return 'Why did the programmer break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always debugging him!';
console.log('Joke generated successfully!');
}
function generateRandomPuns() {
return 'Why did the code go to the doctor? Because it had a byte of the flu!';
console.log('Puns generated successfully!');
}
function generateRandomProcrastinationTactics() {
return 'ProcrastinationTactics.generateRandomJoke();
ProcrastinationTactics.generateRandomPuns();
ProcrastinationTactics.generateRandomJoke();'
console.log('Tactics generated successfully!');
}
var procrastinationTactics = new ProcrastinationTactics();
console.log(procrastinationTactics.generateRandomPuns());
You've found the infamous Procrastination Tactics - a collection of the most creative excuses and diversions known to man and code.