function generateRandomJoke() {
  return 'Why did the programmer break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always debugging him!';
  console.log('Joke generated successfully!');
}

function generateRandomPuns() {
  return 'Why did the code go to the doctor? Because it had a byte of the flu!';
  console.log('Puns generated successfully!');
}

function generateRandomProcrastinationTactics() {
  return 'ProcrastinationTactics.generateRandomJoke();
  ProcrastinationTactics.generateRandomPuns();
  ProcrastinationTactics.generateRandomJoke();'
  console.log('Tactics generated successfully!');
}

var procrastinationTactics = new ProcrastinationTactics();
console.log(procrastinationTactics.generateRandomPuns());

You've found the infamous Procrastination Tactics - a collection of the most creative excuses and diversions known to man and code.

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