Because let's be real, you're probably going to need some help with that.
1. Make Excuses First, then maybe, sort of, organize your code.
Or, you know, you could just do it.
2. Start with a Blank Sheet, then fill it up with irrelevant notes and cat pictures.
Who needs a clear mind when you have a clear canvas?
3. Get Distracted by Code Reviews, and forget why you started in the first place.
4. Browse Reddit for Code Related Stuff, because who needs actual progress when you have memes?
Remember, it's all about the art of doing nothing.