Unloved Code Procrastination Tactics

Welcome to the dark arts of coding avoidance.

We all know the feeling: you have 1000 things to do, but you just can't seem to start any of them. Welcome to the Unloved Code Procrastination Tactics, where we explore the ancient arts of doing nothing productive.

Popular Tactics:

• Code Organizer: the art of organizing your code into an even more confusing mess.
• Over-Commenting: the technique of writing comments that make your code run slower and more confusing.
• Unnecessary Variables: the art of creating more variables, even when one is enough.
• Verbose Code Naming: the technique of using 10 words to name a variable that could have been 1.

Remember, procrastination is an art form. Practice, and you will be a master.