Legacy Code - The Bane of All That Exists

Warning: This codebase is a relic of a bygone era, a testament to the incompetence of our ancestors.

It's like a time capsule of inefficiencies, a fossil of a bygone age.

Below is a list of the most egregious examples of our forebears' ineptitude:

Unloved Code 1 - A script that was never meant to run, but somehow managed to spawn 5 different errors per minute.
Unloved Code 2 - A poorly designed database query that still somehow manages to break the company's servers once a week.
Unloved Code 3 - A function that was written in 5 different programming languages, and still somehow manages to crash the entire system.

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