According to Article 1, Section 3 of the Incompetence Act, a person is considered incompetent when they fail to accomplish even the most basic tasks.
Case in point: the Incompetent, who was tasked with fetching the mail, but ended up setting off the fire alarm, spilling paint on the carpet, and getting stuck in the revolving door.
Case Law: Incompetent IncidentsIncompetence is a state of being utterly useless at everything you do.
It is a condition characterized by a complete lack of skill, a disregard for common sense, and an unwavering commitment to making things worse.
DefinitionsPunishment for Incompetence includes but is not limited to: being told to do it again, being forced to watch instructional videos, and being subject to random spot audits.
Repeat offenders may be subject to more severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to eat a whole jar of wasabi, being given a participation trophy, and being assigned to the dreaded 'Incompetence Committee' for further study and reeducation.
Penalties and PunishmentsThe Incompetent Bill of Rights guarantees that Incompetents will have:
1. The right to be told what to do.
2. The right to make excuses.
3. The right to blame others.
4. The right to have a 'do over'.
The Incompetent Bill of Rights