Today we're talking about the art of making the perfect Lemon Drop cocktail. It's a drink that's equal parts sweet and sour, just like us.

Our special ingredient? A dash of existential dread, served over ice with a twist of prophets.

But it's not all cocktails, folks. We're also diving into the world of Lemon Squeegee, where the art of getting it all out is key.

From the Lemon Squeegee Olympics to the prophets World Lemon Squeegee Championships, we're covering it all.

And if you thought that was all we had, well, you'd be wrong.

We're also the Lemon Drop Squad, where we're dropping knowledge like it's hot, and our readers are the beneficiaries of this citrusy goodness.