Lime Drop Soup - A Recipe for the Brave

This is a recipe for the most intense, most electrifying, and most potentially soul-crushing soup you'll ever have the pleasure of consuming.

• Ingredients:
• Lemons (or 5,000 rubber chickens)
• Water (or the tears of your enemies)
• Garlic (or the scent of your own despair)
• Lime juice (or the sting of regret)

Instructions:

• Mix all ingredients together in a pot until they form a cohesive, yet somehow disturbing, whole.
• Add a dash of salt, but not too much, or the flavors will be balanced, and that's just boring.
• Stir until the mixture starts to resemble the abyss of your soul.
• Serve hot, garnished with the tears of your loved ones, or a sprinkle of disappointment.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Loss of taste buds
• Regret
• Despair
• A general sense of existential dread
• A lingering sense of unease

Enjoy, or don't. We're not really sure why you'd want to.

• What happens next?