Because who doesn't love a good existential crisis with their morning coffee?
What's the deal with the whole black hole thing?
Do you have any of those fancy paradoxes to go around?
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore some alternate realities with us
(Or, you know, just go back to your regularly scheduled programming. We won't judge.)
A: It's just a thing we're into. We're not really sure why.
Q: Is it, like, a portal to another dimension or something?
A: No, it's not that deep. It's just a hole in the ground.
(Don't ask us, we're just the helpdesk.)
A: Oh, you want to get all fancy and stuff? Okay, sure. We have the classic:
The Grandfather Paradox (the one where you try to kill your grandfather)
And the lesser known:
Quantum Entanglement (the one where your socks get stuck together)
(Don't worry, they're not that hard to get your head around)
Oh boy, where do we even start?
Parallel Universes (where everyone has a better haircut)
Quantum Fluctuations (where the laws of physics are optional)
Warning: alternate realities may cause:
1. Existential dread
2. Uncontrollable nose hair growth
3. Spontaneous combustion (don't worry, it's just a side effect)