A guide for the curious and the initiated
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You will be greeted by a hooded figure, who will offer you a choice: the Black Coffee, the Red Tea, or the mysterious Blue Drink. Choose wisely, as the effects of these substances are not to be underestimated.
Be prepared for:
Side effects may include: loss of sanity, increased paranoia, and a strong desire to escape.
Remember, in the underground, etiquette is everything. Be respectful, be punctual, and for the love of all that is sane, do not ask questions.
Failure to comply may result in a lengthy stay in our underground prison.