Welcome to the world's most temperamental telegraph machine! With its wonky wheels and erratic bell-ringing, it's a wonder anything gets sent.
It seems the machine has developed a fondness for 80s rock music. Please insert a cassette tape into the slot labeled "Power Source" to restore functionality.
If that doesn't work, try turning the dials in a pattern similar to this:
Still not working? Perhaps the machine just needs a good ol' fashioned reboot. Click here to restart the telegraph machine:
Disclaimer: This machine may not actually send telegrams. In fact, it probably just makes a lot of noise and looks really cool. Don't get your hopes up.