Seems like someone's in a bit of a pickle. Lighthouse Call 5 has been activated, and we're on high alert. All sailors, all ships, all vessels of all shapes and sizes, beware! The lighthouse beam is flashing bright, and we're ready to rock!
Current Status: EXTREME CAUTION
Proceed with Caution, Return to Safety, or Abandon Ship
Remember, we're not kidding. The lighthouse is not a disco party.