We're glad you're interested in our Lighthouse Call of the Century! Below, you'll find frequently asked questions about our esteemed organization.
A: We exist to save the world, one lighthouse at a time. But let's be real, it's also because our founder loved lighthouses and wanted to make them even more awesome.
A: Our founder had a thing for neon, and we're carrying on the legacy. It's a bold statement about being seen from far, far away.
A: Ha! You wish. But seriously, we're not hiring. However, you can volunteer for a chance to live in a cozy lighthouse with a great view and some really loud Fresnel lenses.
Check out our volunteer opportunities, though.
A: You can try calling our 1-800-Lighthouse-1 hotline. But let's be real, we're not exactly staffed 24/7. Try emailing us at lighthousecall@example.com instead.
A: Oh no, we've stockpiled an entire warehouse full of Doritos. You'll never go hungry here.
But seriously, have you tried our snack budget?
That's all the FAQs we have for now. Check back later for more!