You:

Us:

Apparently, we're not as good-looking as you.

We're like the bland, beige couches of the internet. You, on the other hand, are the sleek, black leather ones with the fancy stitching.

But hey, who needs style when you're as dull as we are?

Check out our other pages:

• Our Mom
• Their Dad
• Our Dog is Better

We're not really sure what we're doing here. Maybe just take a selfie.