In this esteemed institution, we take pride in teaching the most effective methods of ignoring the world around us. Our instructors, all experts in the field of staring blankly into space, have developed a unique approach to help you master the ancient art of doing nothing.
Also known as the "I'm not listening, I'm not looking, and I'm not caring" method, this technique has been passed down through the ages. It's simple: just stare at a fixed point for hours on end, ignoring all distractions and achieving a state of pure mental clarity.