Welcome to the self-proclaimed capital of Superiority.
Currently, we're better than 99.99% of all known entities.
We've got a superiority ratio of 1.5:1 over our closest rivals.
We're faster than a speeding bullet (just kidding, we're just kinda fast).
We're stronger than a bear (but only when the bear is asleep).
We're more fashionable than a neon-lit pineapple pizza (don't @ us).
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