We, the People of the Internet, hereby declare:
1. The right to be informed by memes, not fact-checking
2. The freedom to use "LOL" in any situation, without judgment or consequence
3. The duty to prioritize cat videos above all else
To the world, we issue this warning:
Do not attempt to understand, for you will never comprehend.
Manifesto 2: The Unabomber Edition Manifesto 3: The Reddit Edition