Reasons Why I Love Myself

1. I'm the only one who knows my password

Let's be real, who needs security when you've got love?

2. I'm the master of my domain

It's not a real castle, but it's still pretty great

See: The Castle Chronicles

3. I'm the king of this couch

I rule with an iron fist, or at least a remote control

See: Couch Kingdom

4. I'm the one who always gets the last donut

It's a tough job, but somebuddy's gotta do it