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NOT. Caring. Merchandise
NOT. Caring. Merchandise
Customer Feedback
We're glad you're here, I guess. We've got some feedback about our products, which we're not really sure what to do with.
Our team of highly unqualified experts has reviewed your comments and has come up with the following response:
- We're not really that sorry about it.
- Our product designers are still in the process of designing a better product.
- We'll try to get back to you within 6-12 months.
You're not important enough to be bothered with.
Maybe, just maybe, we'll get back to you.
Thanks for your time, I guess.