YOUR BOSS

Welcome to the most unhelpful, yet somehow tolerable, boss in the multiverse.

As a seasoned professional in the art of micromanaging, your humble servant has managed to limit your potential to a tiny fraction of its true value.

Your current limitations:

• Time Management: Unable to complete tasks within the 2-hour window, resulting in an 8-hour workday.
• Caffeine Intake: Regularly consumes an entire pot of coffee, only to spill it on the conference table.
• Decision Making: Frequently chooses to do the opposite of what was asked, just for kicks.

But don't worry, we're working on it.

Perhaps, just perhaps, you'll be able to break free from these shackles and unlock your true potential. Or maybe we'll just give up and have a 3 PM happy hour instead.

Either way, it's going to be a blast!

Your boss is a robot, and it's not just a figure of speech.

Our boss is actually a time-traveler, and it's not just a bad hair day.