CAUSES 3: THE MANDALIAN CONSPIRACY

Welcome to Causes 3, where our top-secret organization has been secretly controlling world events for the past 200 years. Our agents have infiltrated every aspect of society, from the government to the coffee machine industry.

Our current goals include:

Replacing all public toilets with ones that only dispense glitter
Polluting the world's oceans with an endless supply of neon pink flamingos
Mandatorying the consumption of artisanal cheese

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CAUSES 3: THE MANDALIAN INTRANET

A private forum for our top agents to share their latest schemes and plots.

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