Warning: May Cause Dizziness, Disorientation, and Spontaneous Combustion
Our advanced link juggling system uses a combination of high-contrast colors, bold typography, and sheer, unadulterated BRUTALISM to create a truly dizzying experience.
Side effects may include:
- Increased risk of browser crashes
- Spontaneous link clicking
- Uncontrollable urge to watch cat videos
Don't believe us? Try it out and see for yourself!