We're experiencing some SERIOUS issues with our system. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers are on it.
However, due to unforeseen circumstances, they've managed to accidentally create more bugs than they've fixed. We're working around the clock to resolve this situation.
Until then, you might experience random system failures, spontaneous combustion, or inexplicable cat videos playing on your screen.
Please, for the love of all things digital, do not attempt to reboot the system. We repeat, DO NOT REBOOT. You'll only make things worse.
Stay tuned for further updates. Or not.
prophetsSystem Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL
System Status: CRITICAL