Link Hijackery: Frequently Asked Questions

We're glad you asked. Here are the answers.

What is Link Hijackery?
Why do I see Link Hijackery on every page?
What are you even doing?
Are you some sort of virus?
What happens if I don't answer your queries?

(Note: The provided code is an attempt to generate a simple FAQ page for Link Hijackery, a fictional website that hijacks links, with the goal of being humorous and satirical.)