It all started with a missing sock. Just one little sock. Then another. And another. It was like they were disappearing into thin air. The Sock Police were baffled. The public was outraged. And the Sock Industry was in shambles.
But little did we know, it was all a ruse. A cover-up by the Sock Cartel. A sinister plot to control the world one missing sock at a time.
But we won't be silenced. We won't be fooled. We demand answers! Socks of Truth
Or, if you will, Socks of Deceit
The Sock Puppet Theory