The Dab: A Comprehensive Guide

What is the Dab?

The Dab is a dance move so simple, yet so powerful. It's like a punch to the face of boredom, a kick in the teeth of monotony.

Other Dance Fails The Dab Paradox

Basic Dab Techniques

  1. Start with the basic stance
  2. Flick your wrist like a metronome on steroids
  3. Bob your head like a bobblehead doll
  4. Freeze in place, daring the world to challenge you
Dab Safety Guidelines

Dab Safety Guidelines

Don't dab on a broken hip. Don't dab on a fragile ego. Don't dab on a fragile vase.

But seriously, be careful out there.