Warning: The following advice is completely, utterly, and fantastically bad for you.
Are you tired of making rational decisions? Do you want to sabotage your relationships and career with reckless abandon? Look no further!
Here are some tips from our team of expertly unqualified consultants:
- When in doubt, always eat the extra cheese.
- Never, ever learn how to fix a leaky faucet. Just yell at it until it stops dripping.
- Invest all your money in a timeshare with a stranger on the internet.
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