Lost Socks: The Unending Mystery

Where do missing socks go when they vanish in the wash?

We've lost count of the number of socks that have disappeared in our washing machine, but it's clear that they're not being eaten by aliens or sucked into a parallel universe.

• The Sock Garden: A possible explanation
• The Sock Hoarders Guild: Conspirators in the disappearance of our socks
• The Sock Necromancers of the Dark Arts

A Theory

We believe that our socks have been kidnapped by the Sock Gremlins.

These mischievous creatures feed on the softness of our socks and leave behind a trail of lint and lost dreams.

Investigate

We're not just talking about any old missing socks. We're talking about a full-blown Sockgate.