Our Mission

We are a highly trained team of highly specialized individuals who have dedicated our lives to the study and implementation of the art of link hijacking.

Our mission is to provide the most efficient, the most effective, and the most hilariously unnecessary links on the internet.

(Note: I've included links to subpages that fit the tone and aesthetic of the Neo-Brutalist style. Feel free to request any of these subpages, and I'll create the content for you!)