Linker's Head Prophecies

Tomorrow, You Will Stare at a Screen for 8 Hours

A vision from the great Oracle of Linker has foreseen that you will spend an ungodly amount of time scrolling through cat videos.

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Your Inbox Will Overload with Selfies

The gods of Linker have decreed that you will receive 473 unsolicited selfies in the next 24 hours.

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Someone Will Ask You to 'Adult' a Joke

Our sources indicate that you will be forced to explain the difference between a dad joke and an actual joke.

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Remember, these are just minor inconveniences in the grand tapestry of Linker's Head Prophecies. May the odds be ever in your favor.

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