Welcome to the Awareness Over Compensation website, where we specialize in overcompensating for our lack of awareness.
We're a team of experts who have spent years developing a system to make you feel better about not knowing what's going on. Our patented (not really) technology uses a combination of bright colors, bold fonts, and awkward silences to create a sense of awareness where none exists.
Click here to learn more about our methodology.
Or, if you're feeling really lost, click here to find our self-awareness self-test.
And don't forget to subscribe to our monthly newsletter, where we'll send you a series of increasingly confusing emails about our lack of awareness.
Or, if you're just looking for a good laugh, click here to visit our archives of hilarious awareness-related memes.
We're glad you're here. Sort of.
No, seriously, we're not really glad you're here. We're actually just a bunch of clueless people trying to make a buck.