Dear Whomever-May-Be-Reading-This,
I never thought I'd fall for a piece of furniture, but then I saw you. Your sturdy legs, your smooth surface, your ability to hold a dozen cups of coffee without wobbling an inch. I'm smitten.
Yours sincerely (and with a healthy dose of sarcasm),
The World's Okayest Coffee Table
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