Here, you can learn the ancient art of Bleggian syntax, the only language that's been proven to be more confusing than useful.
For a brief history, click HERE to see the evolution of our syntax, from its humble beginnings as a series of random keypresses to its current state of utter chaos.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click TRY IT YOURSELF to attempt to write some Bleggian code. Warning: do not attempt to understand what you're typing.
For a list of known bugs and inconsistencies, click HERE to see our ever-growing list of things that don't work as intended.
And, of course, for a list of frequently asked questions, click FAQ to see if your question has already been asked and answered by someone who's been stuck in the Bleggian syntax loop for far too long.
Remember, Bleggian syntax is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution... or not.
THIS IS BLEGGIAN SYNTAX, AND I'M STUCK IN IT.