Everything is Fine, Really.

According to our highly scientific, completely-not-made-up research, everything is fine. Don't worry about it.

However, if you're still feeling worried, you might find our Panic Room helpful.

Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, our Overthinking It section might be more your speed.

But honestly, we're pretty sure everything is fine. So, let's just move on with our lives, shall we?

Just Knowing that everything is fine is probably the best thing we can all just do.

Or, you know, you can just go Home and pretend you never saw this page.