Lost and Found

Where Things Go to Die

Warning: This is not the Lost and Found of your dreams. It's more like the Lost and Found of your worst nightmares.

Here, you'll find:

• That one sock that you swear is not missing
• Your favorite childhood pet rock
• The last shred of your dignity (just kidding, we're still working on that one)

But be warned: we're not responsible for the emotional trauma you may suffer while searching for these lost items.

Subpages:

• More Lost and Found (Because You Clearly Need More Suffering)
• What We Found (And Where We Found It)