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Just Invented 5.1
Just Invented 5.1: The Most Important Update Ever
Breaking News: Linker's New Algorithm
After months of development, we're proud to announce the release of Linker's new algorithm, 5.1! This update promises to be 5 times faster, 10 times more efficient, and 2 times more likely to crash.
What's New:
- Better Link Compression
- Increased Cookie Support (up to 1000 cookies!)
- Optional Link Rotating Effects
Learn about our new Link Rotating Effect
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Don't forget to upgrade to Linker 5.1 today and experience the future of linking!
System Requirements:
- Internet Explorer 6+
- 1 Ghz Processor
- 512 MB RAM (or 1 GB if you want to link all day)
Known Issues:
- May cause link-induced seizures in sensitive individuals
- Might crash if you link too much
- Not responsible for lost productivity due to excessive link-scrolling