Just Invented 5.3

We're thrilled to announce the invention of 5.3! A revolutionary new number that's sure to disrupt the status quo.

Features:

It's bigger than 5, but smaller than 5.4. It's like the middle child of numbers.
It can be divided by 3, but not 4. Because, you know, math.
It's the perfect number for any occasion, whether it's for counting, measuring, or just generally being impressive.